Pressed

to instigate or make someone feel bad for getting roasted; roasting someone = pressing someone.

Person 1: That joke was a miss.
Person 2: Well, you've been a miss since birth.
Person 3: Dang! He just Got PRESSED!
Person 1: (Person 3) I PRESSED your mom last night in a literal sense.
Person 2: Dang he called (Person 3) their son.

by Garage Words November 9, 2021

Violent depressed

A state of mental confusion and mood swings between feeling hopeless and miserable about a difficult situation (work, school, etc.) and fury about the same situation. In the depressed state, a person won't do anything about their situation, and just complain. They will also often blame themselves (for not being able to do anything about it).In the violent state, the person will be angry about what's happening, will often be physically violent and mentally irritable, and is likely to blame others (because they believe another person is the cause). These aren't completely different, only different ways a person with mental instability reacts to feelings of helplessness.

X: (crying) I have so much stress from work and I don't know what to do about it. I'm so useless. I can't do anything to change this.
Y: you're not worthless, it's just that you blame yourself for everything.

(3 minutes later)

X: (yelling) it's all my f***ing boss's fault. He gives too much work and the selfish ba****d doesn't give a s**t about his employees. I wanna kill that mutha f**ka.
Y: I'm sure it's not that bad. You need to calm down and stop being so |violent depressed|
X: don't you tell me to calm down. Shut the f**k up and leave me the hell alone or I'll beat the f***ing s**t out your a**.
Y: (leaves)
X: (slams the door behind person Y and then kicks a hole through the door)

by Darksoul538635375935 December 31, 2016

bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.

Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."

by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

Analy Depressed

Analy Depressed:When you repeatably slice the bottom of you but with a blade.

Chase: Bobby why are you standing.
Bobby:i am to analy depressed to sit.

by 420=Analy Depressed October 13, 2010

depressed

depressed= being sad, insecure, life-less, and/or non-active. being not urself. not enjoying things u have before.
only lasts a short bit of time as w/ depression lasts a lot longer.

"i'm depressed, i was dumped."
"i'm depressed, my pet died."
"i'm depressed, i realize i suck as a singer."
"i'm depressed, i got a F on my math test."

by mArE June 12, 2004

Depressed

Where you feel you don't need to keep on living anymore and that you will never amount to anything. Please notice how I was using the 'you' because i am describing 'you'. Have a nice life

Random person next to you ' how's your day?'
'pretty depressing' looooooong pause 'just like me because i am depressed!'

by hdekiftrjrerjy July 16, 2018