Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
by A55Finch July 04, 2009
This is a phrase used to express extreme happiness or joy. It is mainly used within friendship and relationship situations. It is used because of the happiness it gives you, as if you are in a different place, like a penguin would be if it were on a leaf.
Person 1: "Will you go out with me?"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"
by yummyyummy1234 November 22, 2011
Revenge move for a male during sex. when you are doing it doggy style wait until she is about to climax then pull out and insert an ice cube as far as you can into either orifice resulting in a freezing hole and your partner waddling after you furiously.
I gave her a sleazy penguin after she decided to give me an angry penguin, she'll never try that one again.
by badabingbadabang December 03, 2011
a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)
Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.
I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!
I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!
by ConnecticutBorn July 02, 2010
by assu March 16, 2010
Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.
by penguinsforever November 03, 2010
March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.
by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010