Skip to main content

penicular manslaughter

Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.
While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.
by llamallamma March 23, 2007
mugGet the penicular manslaughter mug.

Barnyard Picnic

An activity many interbred children on the farm take part in that involves the usage of barnyard animals and usually food condiments for the self satisfaction of the individual. Normally the animals do not enjoy it.
Hey benjermin, last night me and my sister/cousin doug had a barnyard picnic with 2 chikens, a pig, and our dog. It was GREAT!!!
by Pubic Dreadlocks April 19, 2009
mugGet the Barnyard Picnic mug.

Picnic

A cross between a hipster and a beatnik. They often refer to cops as ants for breaking up the party. A group of picnics can be called a picnic basket, although they find this term offensive.
The Hold Steady. Gonjasufi. Devandra Banhart. Dave Eggars. Spike Jonze. Jimmy Carter. are all Picnics.
by shirtless_nick July 14, 2010
mugGet the Picnic mug.

penicillin

something you give a girl when you like her, but she doesn't like you.
"I gave her penicillin, and she said we could be more than friends!"
by satya November 17, 2004
mugGet the penicillin mug.

Asian Picnic

You take a large and sturdy picnic basket and cut a hole in the bottom. Then you have a petite girl, in many cases an Asian, sit in the basket on your “pickle” in a “sweet” (vaginal intercourse) or “sour” (anal penetration) position. You then proceed to hang the basket from a ceiling fan by a rope. From here your just turn on the fan and enjoy as the “chef peels your cucumber”, in other words as the hoe oscillates on your dick. Whether the fan is on low, medium, or high depends on the size of your “salami”, or how “ripe her fruit” is.
yo I took that bitch on an Asian Picnic last night
by LDL & D.W. July 16, 2008
mugGet the Asian Picnic mug.

swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.
"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."
by screamin seagull July 26, 2009
mugGet the swiss picnic mug.

penicking

The art of naming a penis, followed by girls testing if the name fits
Penicking.com
by anonymousddos April 15, 2014
mugGet the penicking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email