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So a lot of the asian parent definitions are actually really really extreme ones. Asian parents will hit/whip you with chopsticks or belts when you're young but will probably stop when you get into middle school. They definitely hate any mark under a 90 cause you need 90s to get into good universities. they'll sign you up for a lot of extracurriculars when you are young so you'll be ahead of the class, though things like piano class or art class will tend to die down once you get to high school because it's "not important anymore." they will compare you to others which does lower your self esteem but they also have some reasoning inside of them as well. they will let you go out with your friends, they'll let you get a boyfriend if you're in your last few years of high school, and they actually do care and try to empathize with you if you're seriously bawling your eyes out.

That's my definition of a moderate asian parent
Asian parents aren't that strict you know.
by riceisguud July 12, 2018
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parents

The people who gave up everything for you. Parents are the people who wiped your ass, tried to make everything fun for you, lost their looks worrying about you, and slaved away at a job they hated just to try and give you a decent life.
You thank your parents for their love and devotion by being a teenage asshole who thinks she knows everything.
by momvswild September 28, 2017
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Parents

The ones who brought you into this world
The ones who raised you, give you advice, &who you go to for guidance
The ones you trust, can count on, and go to for anything

If not for them you wouldn't be who you are now
I think mine just forget how to act like parents sometimes
by Epseudonym19 March 7, 2009
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Parents

The people that gave you life and gave you your cell phones and pay the bill. The people who love you. The people who buy your shoes and clothes. Parents are the people who wait up and worry and pray for you.
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Hippie Parents

Hippie Parents are one of the best types of parents to have. Hippie Parents are located all over the United States, but are mainly concentrated in Northern California.

Hippie Parents enforce very lenient drug rules around the house, often growing marijuana plants in the backyard (in organic soil of course).

Hippie Parents live by a strict “ if it’s not grown in the ground, turn it down” mentality, with the occasional exception of MDMA because “ it’s a love drug”. Hippie Parents are against hard drugs because 75% of Hippie Parents have “ that one friend who came back from Vietnam, and just kinda lost touch with things.”

Hippie Parents don’t waste money on buying name brand clothes or flashy cars to impress people; they have done way too many psychedelics to be impressed by Gucci, Versace or Armani.

Hippie Parents are usually very educated and well-spoken people. This is because Hippie Parents understand that education is the key to understanding the world around us

Children of Hippie Parents either turn out to be just like their parents and embrace flower power, or they choose to go the opposite route and become straightedge punks who loathe pot smokers.
Joe: Hey Steve, are you sure it's cool if we smoke pot in your backyard?

Steve: Yeah man it's cool, I have Hippie Parents.

Joe: Lucky!
by Onehappytoker April 27, 2014
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white parents

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.
"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"
by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020
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Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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