Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 5, 2023

Mr Parsons

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.

Mr Parsons bald cunt

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Cody Parsons

Massive donger

‘Wow! that Cody Parsons has a massive donger!’ (Meaning huge wang)

by A4trappy styllll November 21, 2023

pete parsons

the destiny killer who also happens to collect classic cars

Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.

by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024

Plocka päron i motvind

A famous swedish saying that interpretes you are having trouble doing an easy task because of external circumstances. The saying directly translated would be something like "Picking pears against the wind". -Ulf Skönberg

Two friends, Lisa and Erik, try to set up a tent during a camping trip, but the wind is strong.

Lisa: "Why is it always like this when we set up the tent? Everything flies around!"

Erik: laughs "It's like 'picking pears against the wind.'"

Lisa: "Yes, really. But we'll have to fight on. It has to come up at some point."

Erik: "We'll fix it, despite the headwind."

Två vänner, Lisa och Erik, försöker sätta upp ett tält under en campingresa, men det blåser kraftigt.

Lisa: "Varför är det alltid så här när vi ska sätta upp tältet? Allt flyger omkring!"

Erik: skrattar "Det är som att 'plocka päron i motvind.'"

Lisa: "Ja, verkligen. Men vi får väl kämpa vidare. Det måste ju stå upp någon gång."

Erik: "Vi fixar det, trots motvinden."

by Ulf Skönberg & Kamrater Podden August 10, 2024

Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. 🙄 Welcome to loser town!!!!!! 💁 ♀️Hater!!! 😒😤😡

Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! 😡😡😤🤬

by mikelover701 February 21, 2024

Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024