Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.
Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.
Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.
In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.
In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008
The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian
by Chads r us August 06, 2018
E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.
E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
An e-peen joust:
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009
When someone gets fucked up the nose with a little penis (while flaring their nostrils) until a gooey juice oozes out. The one getting fucked should also suck the mans ball sack until he cums up her nose.
Most of the time its done with children because their the only ones with little enough penis'.
Most of the time its done with children because their the only ones with little enough penis'.
by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010
The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).
by Nelson Mandela May 06, 2020
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