Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker

A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.

Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!

by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025

Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole

Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq

by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025

Oregon Adequate

Something that is good enough for Oregon but not good enough anywhere else.

This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.

by M Twain July 15, 2025

Oregon drywall

When you break a hole in the wall with your erected penis and cover it with your poop.

Let’s Oregon drywall this place

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Oregon Nachos

Like most of Oregon, these are nearly all white nachos. These nachos are made of white corn tortillas chips, white cheese(such as local artisan goat cheese where you know the family story of the goats), white bean chili, and any other nachos additives that are basically white. This includes white onions, horseradish, mayonnaise, white ghost chilis, jicama and of course…tofu.

My non-binary partner wanted to make some nachos and I was like, “hey let’s have some Oregon Nachos to celebrate Valentine’s Day, which is the day Oregon gained Statehood.”

by Sillius Soddus March 11, 2025