Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole

Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq

by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025

Oregon Adequate

Something that is good enough for Oregon but not good enough anywhere else.

This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.

by M Twain July 15, 2025

Oregon drywall

When you break a hole in the wall with your erected penis and cover it with your poop.

Let’s Oregon drywall this place

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Northern Oregon

The north coast, the Portland area, the gorge, and the northeast. It goes from Clatsop/Tillamook to Wallowa County.

Northern Oregon is where most of the state lives.

I love Northern Oregon. I wish there were a Northern Oregon University.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Southern Oregon

The region of Oregon that borders California and Nevada. It has the south coast, the Rogue Valley, the Klamath/Lake region, and the desert of the southeast. It goes from Coos/Curry to Malheur County.

Southern Oregon has a wonderful coastline as I love Coos County and Curry County, but I don't like the Rogue Valley and Klamath Falls that much.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Eastern Oregon

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.

Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.

Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?

Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025