Online Badminton

The term used to describe horny males who "shuttle cocks" across the internet.

Nah, I'm not really as in to Online Badminton as you are.

by UrbanBurgerKing September 7, 2015

ugly..online

The most beautiful female to ever exist, she matters so much and is loved by everyone. She belongs here and is so kind, hot, smart and is an overall queen

guy 1:dude do you know ugly..online?
guy 2:oh yeah my favorite person

by queen•ashlynn March 9, 2021

Online Errands

Things you need to do online but don't really want to - much like regular errands:

- Respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
- Pay bills online
- Respond to facebook messages
- Reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
- Submit resumes

Damn, I got so much online errands to do, I have to stay up til 3am on a Sunday night.

by Busy Guy April 13, 2011

online learning

online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.

Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

online quiz

some bs article on buzzfeed or some other pseudo that is named some shit like "which dog species are you, take this quiz!!!!" or "are you gay, answer all questions accurately to find out!!!!!!" no one really cares besides little shits who still think fart jokes are funny, which is why they make them because 90% of the internet is little shits who still think fart jokes are funny

Me: "I'm bored." *goes on buzzfeed* *finds online quiz*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*

by Stupid Af July 19, 2021

online scrabble

phone sex.

"How did you get by in Paris?"
"I played a lot of online scrabble with someone named cheeto-breath"

by lauren reynolds December 7, 2020

Terminally Online

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.

There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.

Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs

After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.

Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.

by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023