getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 03, 2013

Yard Master

The person in charge; head honcho

Damn, that yard master is a hard ass.

by nickelmustang August 20, 2021

Yard Creature

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.

Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?

by Joe Pickles October 17, 2023

Black yard

Another word for Blacktop.

"Again, more street racers on the black yard."
"Whats a black yard?"
"Another word for blacktop."
"Arent blacktops a think on school playgrounds too?"
"Yeah I'm just using the first Urban Dictionary definition on it."

by A human I guess July 02, 2022

yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep

The yard sheppard was bullying me today.

by Deacon demolisher May 06, 2015

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018