A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.
Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
by Treatmaster September 29, 2021
Get the yard rippermug. A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."
"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 6, 2012
Get the Yard Salemug. A yard fighter is a low-class, violent person whose chief form of expression is yelling at and fighting with members of his/her family in public. Such dramatic displays often take place in the front yards of mobile homes or in Wal-Mart. Yard fighters are responsible for the majority of police domestic dispute calls. Typical dialogue (shrieked as loudly as possible for maximum effect): "Before my mama went to prison, she told me you was no good - no damn good!"
by BB512 December 30, 2008
Get the yard fightermug. Admiration of and/or respect given to a prisoner from fellow inmates for a criminal act, whether or not it is correctly attributed - such attribution will often result in that prisoner being left alone by potential enemies and being welcomed by potential friends, pivotal for survival in many correctional institutions and jails. Named after the recreational area where inmates congregate.
- See that new meat by the benches? I heard he killed somebody on the outside!
- That guy?! He just got some serious yard points.
- That guy?! He just got some serious yard points.
by Dread Pirate 6 January 21, 2011
Get the yard pointsmug. A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.
"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"
"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012
Get the Yard Salemug. by george is leng August 25, 2021
Get the yard settingsmug. A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.
by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013
Get the yard applemug.