Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!
by Rev. Stephen December 06, 2010
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Tactical Vomit

A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.
Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...

Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
by Josh Crank May 27, 2011
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reverse vomiting

The act of running to the bathroom after a long hard night of drinking and eating Aramark Brand college food where your large intestine lets loose a foul wave of crap in under 1 second.
I heard that reverse vomiting is an act that occurs a lot after thirsty thursday

Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...
by Smith November 17, 2003
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cum vomit

After sucking dick or licking a clit, and the person being pleasured with a toung cums, when they cum hard in your mouth, if you choke on the cum and then vomit it. That is a cum vomit.
I ate a girl out yesterday. She came so hard i choked and cum vomited
by The one put on the back burner October 02, 2021
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Vomit Comet

When a female tickle her throat with you penis during a BJ and she vomits. Ugh.
Her BJ was fire. Until the bitch gave me the vomit comet.
by Soupy Sinatra May 12, 2015
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vomit strainer

I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.
by glass March 07, 2005
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vomit dish

The most revolting and uncomfortable bus ever made - the Leyland National.
A vile Stalinist monstrosity of a vehicle. A monument to the perils of nationalisation and state interference. It brought down and ultimately killed Leyland Motors, the largest British bus builder. The vomit part came from what you felt like doing after a ride.
With horror he contemplated an hour long ride on a vomit dish.
I really must learn how to drive he thought!
by Sargeant Biff September 15, 2007
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