average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.

An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

Average Destiny2 Enjoyer

The Average Destiny2 Enjoyer is a person who sleeps, eats, and shits Destiny2. They are usually found sitting on a aged gaming couch, covered in a pile of decomposing skin cells. They typically will be in packs of 3 or 6, depending on the activity. They are dangerous if you try to argue a point about Destiny2 with them, so steer clear of them and keep yourself safe.

Oh Oliver, Yeah I heard he's an Average Destiny2 Enjoyer, you should not engage with him.

by xX1236FortniteGamer69Xx April 9, 2024

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Average

Hayden

Hayden is average

by Tihmyy June 6, 2019

Average

(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.

The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.

by Average Rob October 24, 2019