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The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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Dailis

curious scavenger. clumsy, his replies to a question or story are cluttered. best feature to benefit from somehow. in a word, a clown with whom you will always have fun, and a friend whom not to lose.
Dailis is a benefit seeker
by naureniska November 22, 2021
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daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.
Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!
by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011
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daily dooly's

A phrase saying that you are gonna go do some daily activities
"It's about time I grabbed life by the cock and get some Daily Dooly's done"
by Mississippi elementary April 7, 2020
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Daily Wyman

A class of 2025 tradition where high schooler, Christopher Wyman, was drawn in a variety of artstyles each day. Alongside this, these drawings were accompanied by a 100% true caption such as, "Chris admitted he eats while pooping!" These images are compiled on a Instagram account by the same name.
Have you seen the Daily Wyman? It looks just like him!
by MurrayBall March 4, 2024
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Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'
by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021
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