meat whistler

A person who gives blow jobs

Jennifer really gets around.....I hear she's quite the meat whistler

by Mottnl October 1, 2009

Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.

Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

by BeefSteve April 29, 2011

meat hawg

A meat like spear shaped penis that pulsates and twitches, leaving the gash destroyed and damaged.

Hey that girl really felt the Meat Hawg last night didn't she?

by Tweaker ron January 22, 2014

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

meat bolus

relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.

Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.

by Mr. Pickles33 April 3, 2010

meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock

Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns

by widdywiddy December 14, 2012