Verb. To make up a completely untruthful story. To invent a story. To tell an untruthful story. To construct a story out of lies. To lie.
"Mark is such a liar, he told me a story how has to take care of his sick grandma last weekend, he totally pull that out of his ass!"
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."
by a66spam July 09, 2015
The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
by Bouch66 February 20, 2006
Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"
by mk41 March 15, 2021
Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
by KImCobain June 16, 2018
A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.
some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
by Heather Nicole September 23, 2007
a surplus, more than most people expect; doesnt always have to be money, it could be other things like luck or diarrhea
Yesterday, I bought a PS3 and a nice 30 inch flat screen to go with it. It cost me over a grand. Money was shootin outta my ass!
by garcij04 January 23, 2008
A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business
by Shelley199 November 22, 2008