Dylan O’Brien

Dylan O’Brien is the hottest man ever to live. His laugh is so amazing cute and most famous for his acting in: teen wolf , the maze runner, the first time and American assassin. He has been in many other projects other than those but they are the main ones. Dylan is born on the 26th of August 1991.

You: Dylan O’Brien is hot

Your Friend: I know right

by Ripper.obrien29 October 31, 2019

Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)

Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*

by HPTrash November 16, 2017

jamie o brien

This guy is the worlds largest fiddler, he walks with buckled legs because he lost to vasolined potatoes up his ring, the guy wears a nappy because the pooh just falls out his ass when he walks, provided it gets by the potatoes, basically the biggest 90 degree angle you will ever meet

jamie o brien is so gay darren felched him while john o brien licked his balls

by rim raider January 14, 2005

detail-oriented

Focussing on insignificant details, usually the minor flaws of others. Detail-oriented people are easy to spot because they are usually without any friends and tend to work in tech-support or other fields in which being an asshole is an asset.

Sebastian, a very detail-oriented person, was busy expounding on the virtues of veganism whilst he slowly burnt to death without noticing that he was on fire.

by NigglyKong March 15, 2008

oriented

Oriented: the American poor-relative of the English 'orientated'; to rotate an object through any plane to align in any given angle; to have bias of political, religious or sexual tendencies; any leanings or sympathies to any such beliefs. Derived from such activity as 'orienteering', using map and compass, from a given point to any other, using 'way-finding' to arrive at that given point

'He was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) towards the party for civil liberties', or 'The airplane (US) aeroplane (Eng) was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) toward south (US) towards the south (Eng)'

by Campaign for real English July 31, 2013

Jamie O'Brien

Jamie O'Brien is a virus that you can catch, in the form of a person, its basically a cause of madatroy homo-sexuality.

Jim : Hey dude you don't look so good.
Harlod : Yeah, I turned gay last night, I have Jamie O'Brien.

by Danielle199 January 31, 2009

Oriental-Queef

The split second epiphany that occurs while you are banging an Asian chick. The realization that you've never done this before and wondering why the Vagina looks sideways. As the sound erupts you decide it's time to make your fishy deposit and leave.

Mikey was having his way with this tight little asian virgin when her cherry popped and let out an Oriental-Queef as if sighing in relief.

by Big Vagina November 2, 2011