A place where everything is horrible barely anything exists very high chance of going to the back rooms and there'
s some Ohio dances there and some Ohio chocolate there that shaped like spooner man spider-Man but a spoon you know the normal stuff in OHIOSay do you want to go to the bathrooms Come to Ohio It'
s better The chips are shaped like cheese
Don't askand everything is better than I
don't know America This ain't even anywhere This is just be OhioYou probably ain't reading this though
Don't go to Ohio Please
don't go to Ohio Come with us to OhioThat'
s where I amheheheI'm coming for your soul