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Nutter Putter

In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.
Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?
by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023
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ranked nutter

Someone who plays ranked in a video game for an excessive amount of time.
This guy has over 2000 ranked games, dudes definitely a ranked nutter.
by iwillneverloseEver January 16, 2024
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Nutter butter

A hard hit in the testicles.
Guy 1: Dude are you ok?
Guy 2: Ohhh! My fucking NUTS!
Guy 1: That was a Nutter butter! You aint fucking anytime soon!
Guy 2: Fuck you!
by LuisMS November 2, 2023
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Fluffer nutter

When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.
“Yea I left her place at 10 but before I left I left a fluffer nutter on her bed.”
by OBlock grippy April 22, 2023
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nutter cutter

When one man seeks his life to cut another man’s nuts.
(Person 1) hey bro, I’m gonna snip your nuts.
(Person 2) why’s that!!!
(Person 1) Because I’m the fucking nutter cutter cunt.
by Mr Nutter Cutter. August 16, 2022
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Fluffer nutter

A person of the male species named John who nuts on girls pillows and gives it to her to sleep on because he thinks it’s funny.
John’s weird, no no, he’s a fluffer nutter
by Looselygoosely April 26, 2022
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