the chuck norris blaps 

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

the chuck norris blaps by stefmanxx April 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts 

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.

Chuck Norris Facts by asdf518 August 21, 2010

Chuck Norris 

I can't define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by allthe420 May 12, 2018

Jordan Norris 

Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.

That guy reminds me of Jordan Norris for how much he loves music.

Jordan Norris by averagealien02 July 11, 2018

bobby norris 

Bobby Norris is a fucking a legend, nicest guy ever

Bobby Norris will do it where is he ,the legend

bobby norris by justawhorefromkearsley April 30, 2019

sockie norris 

Sockie norris is a 13 y/o australian youtuber. she has over 5 milion followers on youtube.

Thats sockie norris!

sockie norris by Sockienorris January 10, 2021

Sockie Norris 

Sockie Norris is one of the most beautiful girl in the Norris nuts, she's talented, kind, and the cutest out of all of the older nn kids and if you don't love her, the legend army won't like you and that's a fact

Person: omg she's really gorgeous
Legend: because she's Sockie Norris!!

Sockie Norris by nazzysqftie January 18, 2022