Butt noodle

Shit,dump,terd

"I ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a massive butt noodle. It was nice and al dente"

by Skadistic February 16, 2010

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.

"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."

by D. Klundt November 4, 2007

poppin' a noodle

Also know as busting a nut, or when the male member ejaculates or, "skeets."

I caught Edwin poppin' a noodle on Finkel last night. I didn't know they were gay!

by Jordan Copeland April 11, 2008

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

noodle belly

N. Stretch marks and loose skin on the abdomen of a women. As a result of a lack of exercise after pregnancy.

”she told me she had no kids. I knew that was a lie when I saw her noodle belly."

by Sherrie Casady November 10, 2010

Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

by Nellobruh December 2, 2016