Nemo

The little leftover turds that float in the toliet bowl before a curtesy flush.

I really hate working with that one dude on nights, he is always leaving his nemos floating.

by wytechocolate414 April 7, 2011

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Captain Nemo

A sex act that involves a swimming pool. The female holds on to the side of the pool while the male penetrates, then proceeds to grab her ankles and spin her around 360 degrees while still impaled on his cock, much like turning a ships wheel. The male has to be well endowed and the female somewhat flexible for this to work.

Captain Nemo feels extremely good and the female thinks you picked it up in Europe of someplace.

by SnootchToTheNootch July 6, 2008

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no emo

No Emo - (no emotion) Pronunced No-Ee-Mo

a phrase that allows one to talk intimately with a close friend of the opposite sex without fear of crossing the friendship line.

Male to female

I had a great time with you last night (no emo)

Were really good together (no emo)

Female to male

Your a really special guy (no emo)

i love spending time with you (no emo)

Your beauty exceeds the creation of the sun (no emo) .lol

by Getadictionary January 5, 2010

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Noemi

The name that a cult in the Philippines chose for the Child Jesus. This has turned into a meme by religious millennials in the Philippines.

Huhulihin ka ni Señor Noemi

by RunDumbStuff June 3, 2018

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nomonym

A fucked up nickname that somewhat resembles your proper name, and even if it doesn't, is something you eventually resort to answering to.

My co-worker's real name is Meredith, but our boss calls her by her nomonym, Merm-the-worm, because she is tall and thin (and because he is a jackass).

by Msekstra September 7, 2010

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