brooke and noah

brooke and noah are the ideal couple. noah is super kindhearted and not to mention hot. brooke is sweet and will never let you down. ideal couple!!

brooke and noah were made for eachother

by somepeoppejustgotsta May 20, 2017

Flag

Get the brooke and noah mug.

The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik

one of the only books in the world actually worth reading

The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik is one of the only books in the world worth reading

by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

Flag

Get the The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik mug.

Related Words

noahn • noahnoahnoahtech • noahnoticemee_ • NoahNotVegan • Noah • noah schnapp • noahsexual • Noah Beck • nohands • Noah jupe

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

Flag

Get the Noah Craber'd mug.

A guy with a carefree, gentle soul. A guy who will make you feel like the most important person in the world. A guy who will love and care for you with everything in his being. A guy who will always make you laugh and smile. A guy who is handsome and charming in a more boyish way than a model way. A guy is a great friend and a great lover.

Noah? Yeah, he's the best guy a girl could ask for.

by montanasaurusrex December 20, 2016

Flag

Get the Noah mug.

Noah

A guy who is a bit too tough on the outside, and isn't one to quickly let others in. He has a kind heart, and shows such, if you're on his good side. But, if you're not, he's quick witted and good with comebacks that'll make your mouth sour.

He has a girlfriend, and listens when she tells him not to masturbate. Even further: he views doing such a thing as wrong.

"Wow, he's such a Noah. I feel so bad he can't just let people in..."

by A-dork-able April 21, 2018

Flag

Get the Noah mug.

Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018

Flag