Joe Nelsons Belly Button

Large
genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole

‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

nerdy nelson

Someone who is a nerd.

Yo look at that guy what a nerdy Nelson

FR he gets an 100 on every test I’m finna cheat or this guy

by barbiesdreamhouse December 28, 2022

Pearl Nelson

The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.

Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.

by BilboBagginkins March 2, 2023

LORD NELSON

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,

and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.

Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads

by Masterg1 November 9, 2023

Jana Lauren Nelson

Someone who is absolutely perfect. Someone very pretty and a person everyone likes.

Jana Lauren Nelson is just the sweetest person, she has such a great heart its no wonder she was voted prom queen.

by katherinehaggat September 8, 2011

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"

"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003