netflix

(netflix) n.

the reasons i dont have friends anymore

"hey eli wanna go town later with us?"

"um sorry i have to wash my cat"
aka.

"nahhh im watching pll on netflix today"

by elizzzabeth October 15, 2015

netflix and communicate

Let's watch a movie while talking about how much we would rather be having sex

Me and Lexi had to Netflix and communicate because her parents came home early

by Kd35coker May 26, 2016

Netflixion

Netflixion
Noun net-flik-shuh n
1. Used to describe the condition of watching multiple episodes (or seasons), on Netflix without interruption.
2. A state of mental and physical paralysis. Feelings of loss, grief, and calamity may be experienced.
During recovery from this condition signs of withdrawal may be pronounced.

She has a mild netflixion, resulting in her being late for work.

by Thinkone September 22, 2016

Netflix and not chill

Simply the opposit of Netflix and chill! You go over and watch Netflix and cuddle but there is no fucking involved... Sorry bros

Me: wanna come over and chill
Girl: sure! I'm on my period though...
Me: never mind... We can Netflix and not chill...

by Bro stuff September 11, 2016

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

Netflix and Spoon

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.

hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?

by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017