Scam Newton

A person that does a lot of scamming

Look at Scam Newton with a Jaguar and no job.

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020

nig newton

When you mix the two words 'Fig Newton' and 'Nigga' together to create a dark chocolate taste sensation w/ jelly inside. Mmmm yeeaaahhh, buddy.

"Yo niqqa wanna g t walgreens and get some nig newton ? We gon be all healfyy all up in hea. Yeaahh niqqa."

Hell yerr, niqqa. We got be lovin dat chocolate sensation all up in here. Yeeeeaahhh buddy.

by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 21, 2011

Newton's Cradle Pussy

A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.

The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!

by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003

Nectovision

Very similar to Wonkavision, but with nectarines.

Person 1-"Dude, we're out of nectarines. We're completely and utterly fucked"

Person 2-"No we're not. We still have the Nectovision"

by John Dominy October 24, 2007

vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009

necronomicon

The Book of The Black Earth, The Book of the Dead. Entirely fictional. Though many of the names within the book are derived from Sumerian, Babylonain and Domascan mythology, the book still remains a clever piece of horror/sci-fi writer H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Brilliantly laid out to the point that it is still believed to be completley genuine by a great number of people and occult enthusiasts, The Necronomicon as we are able to read today is published by Avon books and accredited to a ficitonal author named Simon, possibly a sur-name for Lovecraft or one of his close and personal literary devotees during his life.

H.P. Lovecraft's fabled Necronomicon is entirely fictional, though believed genuine by many people, yet no one has ever heard of anyone successfully applying the formulae and rituals within the book.

by E April 6, 2005

[Newton's Cradle]

When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.

hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared

My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?

by red headed clanker July 8, 2011