NARB

unable to get a boner while watching porn because of watching it too much

jake jacking off too much while watching porn(NARB)

by holacomoestas? July 8, 2010

The Najib

To keep changing ones alibi starting of with " it's just a rumour" then moving on to "i don't know", followed by " ok, i knew but..." and any other excuses one can think of, ending with " it's not my fault, some one tricked me"

This comedy of continuously changing statements in defense of the former Malaysian Priminister alleged involvement in the worlds biggest con job in relation to 1MDB investment fund and the investigation by the Justice Department.

When his teacher called his mom and told her he was absent from school, Jimmy started doing the Najib as soon as he walked thru the front door and saw his mom's look of displeasure.

by walaun May 4, 2019

Naribar

The best miner and gamer ever. A great and calm guy to be around. Always keeps a cool head and likes to play vidya. Extremely proficient at mining at Minecraft, and overall, a genius and an awesome gamer.

that guy owned me so hard... I think he's a naribar

by Pmacc May 17, 2011

najibsy-nazar

no way

ron: can i borrow 20 G's to bail my marms out?
Jim: najibsy-nazar

by Jake May 2, 2003

narbule

n. A small bump or protrusion, usually (but not always) round.

"Wipe your feet on the gray narbulated mat."
Or, "It drives me nuts when these &*$%#% narbules break off because you can't replace them and the stupid thing never sits flat again."

by namoroni September 23, 2005

nakibg

A chocolate covered potato chip.

Ew... I think they tricked you into eating a nakibg.

by sinistercow April 11, 2008

Narcbark

Any individual who narcs constantly, loudly and uncontrollably.

Aaron: Dude, that Susan chick is going to the managers over that comment I made.

Neil: What?!?

Aaron: I know dude what a frikkin Narcbark!

by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009