yak molester

someone who is from canada

that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me.

by walter9 September 13, 2008

molestuous

where a person in high school dates someone 7+ his/her age and they are intimately involved

Jack and Jill are in a molestuous relationship being as Jack is 21 and Jill is 14

by J.R. GREEN September 22, 2004

Myles Flood

The act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.

Adam got kicked in the teeth by Obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. Adam recieved the 'Myles Flood.'

by Smooth man March 22, 2009

Mydestiny

Mydestiny is a beautiful and smart human being, she is very open about her opinion and tries her best to make everyone feel welcome. Mydestiny is very quite around people she doesn’t know, but near close friends she’s a different person. Mydestiny cares for everyone around her and loves all of her friends. She’s a great friend and gets good grades in most her work. She’s has a full heart and will always have it

Person: “Mydestiny is so quiet!”

Friend: “oh no she isn’t, if you get to know her at least!”

by Shawn_mendesLover December 13, 2018

Myles

Myles, also an alternative name for an absolute unit. It’s not a person you be messed with as they will flatten you with one punch.

Hey, see that guy over there? He’s called Myles, don’t mess with him dude he’s the scariest guy I know

by Brucey May 28, 2019

cock molestor

One who enjoys hopping on random cocks, either using the mouth or the asshole.

Casey is a total cock molestor!

by cockmolestor April 27, 2009

Child Molester

The type of guy that you like to hang out with but everytime your kids get near their underwear disappears

Dad I'm not going to uncles Jakes house all of his team member people gang bang me I think they are Child Molesters

by bigvirgingslayer69 January 4, 2019