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milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023
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Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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mizzle gizzle

someone that is currently typing up my english assignment
what a nigger mizzle gizzle is, he plays 4 a crap bball team though
by ??? November 11, 2003
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muzlera88

Muzlera88 is one of the if not purest human being on Earth, maybe even the entire multiverse. He is mostly known by his Earth changing creations in the game Little Big Planet 3, his most famous being the fabled "*nutting* in the pool" wich was sadly taken down. Through his levels, he tried to make our world a better place, by encouraging people to respecc each other.
Miss Janine: hey have you played the newest Muzlera88 level?
Me: Ya. It turned my whole world upside down. Now I'll respecc other people more.
by Precipite2 December 30, 2017
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Mutzle

a game, usually online chess, which two or more co-workers play during hours they should be working.
Hey dude, stop bothering me I’m working. Nah, fuck that. Let’s mutzle.
by Pro Con March 30, 2020
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Muzze me

That girl muzze me
by Joe51183 November 10, 2020
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