mutual nonfriends

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it

According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals

The best and nicest people on the planet. Wonderful human beings.

“Whose mutuals do you love the most?”

“I love mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals!”

by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003

Mutual Lookage

When you and another person think about looking at each other at the same time, then you both perform said looking action.

"Did we just do that?"
"Yeah, Mutual Lookage, man"

by ThouArtLearnth January 15, 2019

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

mutuals

“mutuals” more commonly known as “.weluvend” on tiktok is a 6’3 light skin wit curly hair who is super hot he is also the creator of bleach

omg is that the guy yoruich1 wants to smash 😱 omg yes it’s mutuals.

by enddagoat May 27, 2021

Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024