myself

The word that should be used in all places where you used to say "me." This movement has been championed by upper management in corporations, elected officials, news and media, and all of the English speaking world's best and brightest.

Only low-class people say the word "me."

Allow myself to introduce myself.

by scrybz November 7, 2012

Me, myself and I

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.

"Me, myself and I"

by MehdiLovesHisOwnDick January 22, 2022

Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

hand myself

Painfully sticking a whole hand into your vagina.

"Jennifer makes me want to hand myself with a bendy ruler"

by Pangina420 April 15, 2017

pimpin' myself out

Acting as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions.

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an iced grill.
She's pimpin' herself out to buy some bling.

by LizzieZulu November 7, 2008

Jill myself

The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself

"I'm going to Jill myself" *gets shot by a person named Jill*

by Jerome2123 December 13, 2020

Myself

A real dick sometimes but funny and a good person other times but most of all I have a huge cock

I love my gigantic dick!!!- me myself and I love having sex

by Rat888 November 28, 2018