Murder dukes

The definition of a murder dukes is a specified individual who identifies as an autistic hermaphrodite.

Oi, listen brothah! If ye start acting like a murder dukes, I’ll have to call the cops me friend!

by Queeezzzy January 29, 2022

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.

by Pside23 December 12, 2021

murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

gas murderer

A person who lets a really stinky fart fly when in a large group of people, causing them to gag and pretend to pass out.

Tom is such a gas murderer, that fart was so stinky I think someone died back there.

by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009

murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 16, 2016

murderous bucket

A bucket that has become insane and has a mind of its own, so it is defined murderous

That murderous bucket scares me

by Brick head April 1, 2021

raccoon murder

1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.

2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.

1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.

2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020