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murder machine

1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass

2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.

3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you

4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon

5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine

yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine

(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
by fuckov March 5, 2008
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mudded

to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged
That bitch got mudded by the entire crew
by wolverine365 November 4, 2010
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murder out

blacking out every possible surface on a car's exterior. black wheels, dark tint, black paint (sometimes flat), no chrome, no color...just black....all black.
yo i murder out my ride and now the 5-0 won't stop frontin

they think i'm riding dirty
by iammatt May 15, 2008
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Murder Culture

Shaming victims of murder, cheering at the violent death of a person, making fun and trivializing murder and not showing proper respect to murder victims so that their families can move on.
1. Blaming a victim for being murdered.

2. Teaching people not to get murdered instead of teaching people, mostly sociopaths, not to murder.

3. Blaming the victim(s) and idolizing the murderer is an example of murder culture.

4. Telling murder jokes and making death threats such as "I am going to kill you!" is an example of murder culture.

5. Denying murder culture exists.
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Axe Murderer

1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
by FL910 August 16, 2009
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murder the marshmallow

To masturbate ferociously.

(Refers to the Stay Puft marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, when he is killed and parts of his body are splattered all over the place.)
Every time I look at that picture of Mila Kunis on the internet, I can't help but murder the marshmallow right in front of my screen.
by RandZerom April 28, 2006
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Murder

To end one's life
I will now murder you!
by Kawaii Dove August 30, 2016
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