mouse dick 

A man who's penis is equal or smaller than one of a mouse. Usually people with the name "Markus" have a Mouse Dick.

"What's up mouse dick?"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"

mouse dick by Dicktionary1020 January 6, 2015

mouse fart 

The error most commonly seen on MySpace. This error reads "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."

I tried to log in to MySpace, I kept getting the mouse fart.

mouse fart by Trueborn August 9, 2007

Mouse Boy

A person who's face resembles a mouse or rat.

Anthony.

Anthony is a mouse boy?

Mouse Boy by subdermalbitch212 September 4, 2009

mouse arrest 

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

mouse arrest by Phil September 6, 2007

Mouse Wrangler 

A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.

This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.

Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.

I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.

Mouse Wrangler by Rickawalabear March 29, 2010

Mouse Kunkle 

Mostly means a child molester/pervert who is always wearing tight pants to lure girls in, and is starting to bald

girls little at the pants and some think good and others think all fuck that, im not mess with that mouse kunkle

Mouse Kunkle by Semper_[Fi] October 8, 2009

Mouse and Keyboard 

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

Mouse and Keyboard by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006