moop

n. any of a species of greasy-haired, pedophilic co-worker who invents stories about a fictitious life, makes jokes so bad your eyes run, and is generally incompetent, but suspiciously still employed.

"That guy brought down the entire development server for the third time today and now he's having lunch with the boss. He must be a real moop!"

by moop_go_boom March 25, 2010

mooks

The highest level of a promise or "swear".
Against morals to go against mooks.

Like: "I swear on my mother," "truly," "seriously," "word".

Originated in CF, RI.

Mooks that new tv show is fresh.

Dre: did you really just buy those kicks after you saw me wearing em a week ago?

Rob: nah man I had em way before you.

Dre: say it !?

Rob: Mooks man.

Dre: Fuck you.

by DrizzleD May 31, 2011

moop

Alternative to the word lame.

"This party is really moop, let's get out of here."

by Ant the Knee September 12, 2009

moopee

a polite term for female genitalia.

The gynecologist examined my moopee.

by SLambert August 23, 2006

moons over my hammy

When a man puts his balls inside a woman's ass.

I gave that bitch some moons over my hammy.

by Rufus T Thunderpussy May 18, 2016

moapse

To 'moapse' means to be miserable, and to appear to be so. Very common word used in mid-Cheshire, UK, by most people, so probably heard in surrounding districts. Since I've never actually seen the word in print, it could be spelt in a variety of ways . .

John, stop moapsing about and wash these dishes! And don't moapse !

by blokeyblokey August 17, 2012

moonstration

When your menstrual cycle starts on the full moon.

Tonight is the full moon so I know this is the first day of Karina's moonstration cycle.

by beerchicky November 1, 2014