barrel of monkeys

The result when your sister mistakes your sea monkey aquarium for her douche bag.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

by Joe B Normal October 20, 2007

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drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

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Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004

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monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks

Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?

by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002

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AKA fly moes.

They just follow blindly and screeches constantly to the public and police due to the ignorance of themselves and their leader, the WWWH (wicked witch of the white house). Someone that swears they know the law and will quote it wrong.
Someone that likes to make a scene in public especially when they don't get their way. They're usually part of MAGA. Sometimes flying monkeys are also labeled as Karens', Kens', and Beckys'.

Once inside the store, flying monkeys circled around before preying on a family of 3 that they thought should not be allowed inside the store. The flying monkeys heckled and bullied the family about their nationality to leave, all the while screeching to the manager about having to wear a face mask.

by cynaim November 18, 2020

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