Slut Monkey

A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.

Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.

by Persian Batman May 4, 2003

button monkey

a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the buttons for "the man".

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

big black monkey boy

black person, ishowspeed
is very black and scary

he is such a big black monkey boy

by ilovebbc's May 18, 2022

Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.

That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.

by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009