A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".
Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".
Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.
Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.
by Wabe1 March 15, 2019
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Get the maidi mug.A person (usually female) who is employed to work in a bar primarily for their looks rather than their ability to serve alcohol.
1st man in crowded bar "I've been waiting to get served for ages!"
2nd man "you will mate, she's more bra maid than bar maid.."
2nd man "you will mate, she's more bra maid than bar maid.."
by albertofrog February 28, 2009
Get the bra maid mug.The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.
Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.
Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.
Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.
by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009
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by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006
Get the Milk Maid mug.1:A vary talented metal band.
2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.
3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.
2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.
3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.
by =Fox= July 16, 2008
Get the Iron Maiden mug.A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.
See also revenue police.
See also revenue police.
Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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