Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 11, 2022

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Miracle Froth

A highly disgusting carbonated or bubbly liquid, typically a mixture of two drinks that do not pair together.

Person 1: What liquids did you add to your miracle froth?
Person 2: Cranberry juice, sprite, and Dr. Pepper.

by Reverdin April 09, 2022

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The miracle of DVD is like the miracle of 9/11 to George W. Bush.

"I love the miracle of DVD!" - George W. Bush (He really meant to say 9/11)

by SonofSpawnofSatan October 13, 2023

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“miracle lincoln is a whore”

by idontfwmiracIe June 16, 2022

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replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 11, 2012

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Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round

by martylosthisclothez February 13, 2023

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Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round

by martylosthisclothez February 13, 2023

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