ass miner

the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones ass looking for shit, then scooping out the shit and eating it. ass miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.

john inserts his finger into jeff's ass and scoops out some shit, then john eats it. john is an ass miner. jeff is the ass mine.

by dark bud December 2, 2009

coal miner

A sexual act when anal fisting a person and then grabbing a turd and pulling out a lump of coal.

when Graham was fisting Pavan he took hold of a black rock and pulled it out! proclaiming himself the worlds greatest coal miner.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

Mineral Point

a town

in wisconsin
with cows
but no hicks (:
fun-time
a key wrestling town

ex:
We have to play the amazingly powerful Mineral Point Pointers tomorrow! yikes!! (:

by jemmm May 10, 2009

Coal miner

When a white girl likes only black men...

Stupid coal miners...

by brad mcdaniel March 1, 2003

vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade

I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!

by jerry westerby September 28, 2011

monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

Hanging minger

A Hanging minger
First you have to find a baby and put it in a bin bag and then hanging it on a tree, after the following steps, use this as a piñata on the babies mothers birthday.

Omg what prize did I win!?!
OMG IS THAT MY SON!?!?!
OMG THAT'S A HANGING MINGER

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020