milkshake gatekeeper

One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook

“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper

by Tims friend March 5, 2019

Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 7, 2017

Oreo Milkshake

When a black and a white person fuck a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake

Yeah man, me and my friend ______ Oreo milkshaked this bitch last week!

by Lasilkim224 May 5, 2021

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020

Denver milkshake

When you hack a phlegm wad into your mouth and then swallow it down.

“Did you just swallow a Denver milkshake, dude!?”

by Middleagemoldystones May 26, 2023

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

Oreo Milkshake

When two men, one black and one white, have a threesome with a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake.

Yeah man, me and my friend _____ Oreo milkshaked her last week

by Lasilkim224 May 5, 2021