midwest medium

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018

Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.

Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.

by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018

Midwest Vertigo

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.

I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.

by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

midification

One or more changes employing the use of MIDI files.

I would prefer to have CDs of old musical recordings just be digitally "cleaned up" versions, with no midifications, thank you very much.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Midway

THEY GOT SOME RATCHET UGLY KIDS AT THAT SCHOOL .THEY GOT BUMMY KIDS.AND THEN YOU GOT THE LAME KIDS.BUT THEY ALL THINK THEY THE STUFF.WHEN THEY SOME LOW INCOME BALD HEADED KIDS.

Crazy midway kids

by Bananas 🍌 December 8, 2018

Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.

Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?

by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019