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brooklyn midget

A sex move. When you are having sex with a girl doggie style in front of an open window at least 2 stories up, when you finish inside the girl you throw her out the window.
Dan gave that girl the Brooklyn midget and she hasn't called him back
by NickWrth December 24, 2008
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midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.
It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.
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milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.
by Gerber December 2, 2004
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Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.
My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.
by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009
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Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.
"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"
by Shair October 3, 2022
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pipsqueek midget

a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's
look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!
by Jsshadow May 24, 2018
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Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.
by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020
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