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microwave beter

is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"
by Ilovetoweljob March 13, 2024
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
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Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!
Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!
by Project 808 July 31, 2017
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Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in
Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!
by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
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Microwave

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a Microwave goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DING
by KacperekYT October 20, 2019
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