A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.
by Triptow November 21, 2020

by P mole December 9, 2013

The liquid that spills out from a heavily used mattress when compressed, it may contain liquids such as; semen, saliva, blood vaginal juices, and other bodily secresions
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023

When a girl/guy thinks their partner looks like Edward Norton, and during sexual intercourse wants her/his face to be dragged to the corner of the mattress, and then kicked in the back of the head for sexual euphoria. (Ala: American History X)
by Butt stuff November 20, 2019

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

by Teacher C March 24, 2019
