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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
by fagggatron November 23, 2021
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Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.
Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !
by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020
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Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit

. A very handsome mixed male.
Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !
by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020
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Matty Milburn

Matty Milburn is a fucking legend
by Anonymous 74 June 07, 2019
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mattie j

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.
by SuzieMom December 24, 2017
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Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.
by Matty bolonese January 20, 2022
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