Matthew

A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game

Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him

by Trash67805 September 6, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.

OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!

by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022

Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022

Matthew

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

by pig on the smelly moon of cats August 30, 2011

Matthew

An annoying piece of shit who most likely will fuck up your life

He is so annoying
Yeah his name is Matthew so it makes since
Yeah Matthew Karl

by who_actually_knows February 2, 2017

Matthew

An smart, athletic jerk. Usually really pale.

Wow, did you see that Matthew

by DOGESHADOW13 February 12, 2017

Matthew

Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew has a jaw line chiseled from the rock quarries of Mount Olympus with abs to boot. Matthew is a sweet and caring guy but will also give you the beast fucking of your life in the sack! he be extremely intelligent and good all sports. Matthews are selfless with a kind and giving heart but will also throat punch you. Matthews usually only ever love 3-5 people, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and big boobs.

Matthew beast fucked me so hard it’s looked like hammers wolf pussy between my legs

by Mattyolympus November 24, 2021