Matthew

An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him

Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!

by Str4wberrii_S4mura1 April 10, 2023

Matthew

A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game

Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him

by Trash67805 September 6, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is undeniably a very loving and caring boyfriend, always going the extra mile to show his affection and support for his partner. His gestures of love are evident in his thoughtfulness, kind words, and acts of service. However, Matthew does struggle with jealousy and insecurity, sometimes allowing these emotions to cloud his judgment. Although he genuinely tries to overcome these feelings, they occasionally resurface, stemming from his unresolved attachment to his ex. Despite not being conventionally attractive, Matthew's charismatic personality shines brightly, making him incredibly appealing to those who take the time to know him. His genuine love and care make him a partner worth cherishing, even with his flaws.

“Matthew is the best boyfriend ever.”

by gyattlover69 June 24, 2023

Matthew

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

by pig on the smelly moon of cats August 30, 2011

Matthew

An smart, athletic jerk. Usually really pale.

Wow, did you see that Matthew

by DOGESHADOW13 February 12, 2017

Matthew

An annoying piece of shit who most likely will fuck up your life

He is so annoying
Yeah his name is Matthew so it makes since
Yeah Matthew Karl

by who_actually_knows February 2, 2017

Matthew

A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always obsessed with star wars and everything about it. Could tell you which sith lord matches your personality the most if you asked.

Matthew, how have you not defeated Oggdo Bogdo yet???????????????

by matthewisanerd123 November 14, 2020