math

math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.

Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.

by jose.miguel January 19, 2009

Math

The only subject stopping you from your hopes and dreams, And the best torture device for middle schoolers.

"Math is fundamental for getting a good career!" : The Math Teacher
Also the Math Teacher: I hate this job that I only get minimum wage.

by Atomic_RC June 7, 2021

math

an abbreviation for "Mental Abuse To Human"

A: what subject are u doing?
B:MATH!

by the next confucius December 8, 2015

Math

MATH IS MATH

I DO A MATH

by wddfjhf September 4, 2019

Maths

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
S: (the s at the end of humans)

Oh god, we have Maths next period.

by BionicYeti March 1, 2017

math

Synonym for meth.

Both destroy our lives

Gabe: Let's go do some "math".
Dick: I'm in.

by Allahu Akbar II January 22, 2016

Math

mental
abuse
to
humans

OMG I am going to kill someone, I have been doing this MATH FOR 6 HOURS

by kiwisbiggestfan1 June 3, 2017