The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
Get the Eyes Married Statusmug. A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."
Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."
Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
by oiwmgc January 18, 2022
Get the Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchatmug. by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021
Get the married ratmug. To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
Get the Marriedmug.