An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.
by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018
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by DIRKHARDPEC January 5, 2019
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Not a fun experience.
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I was watching Maroon 5 on the half-time show last night, but then they didn't actually play Sweet Victory, just the intro. I got fuckin maroonballed.
by JimCrunk February 4, 2019
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It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")
by mabiak2 July 19, 2019
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A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.
by Ilovelife69 November 9, 2019
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