Marvin

Marvin’s are the most amazing guys in the world. They are sweet, HILARIOUS, and have a kick-a** personality. Marvin’s are normally very tall with blond hair and act like an animal. His animal instincts will rub off on you. When they fall in love, they are very protective. They don’t care what you look like, or what you sound like, or even if you’re athletic. They like you for your personality. They are amazing and really cool. They will take the breath out of you. When he kisses you, it’s like the problems in the world just melt away. When he talks to you, you thank the lord for bringing him in your life. Marvin’s normally have a big d**k. They are super athletic but don’t like sports. They have horrible parents and are treated very wrong. They have amazing grandparents though. Marvin’s are VERY sexy and are really good at making out. When get a Marvin, KEEP HIM! You will not regret it!!

“Hey did you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah who is that?”
“Well he’s very sexy.
I guess he’s a Marvin!”

by Ilovemyanimal December 1, 2018

Malindi

A weird but pretty dutch girl who always seems to be there when you need them. She might think she is actually the spawn of satan but in fact she is sweet caring person who is just a little weird! Forever with the struggles i guess, but she is awesome

Speaking of Satan...here's Malindi

by Robo7 February 8, 2018

Marvin

This nigga is the shit! He's got a 12Inch Cock and he's great with women. he can be nervous and moody but he's always there for you. he can also be a dick

Girl: Wow he's so sweet. I bet his name is Marvin

by Tay - k November 16, 2017

Marvin

The name Marvin means he is a British boy, or what his friends call him. He's usual cares for his friends, family, or anyone that is important to him. Marvin is a calm person, but it all depends on the situation. He's generous and is willing to give anything up. He is nice, friendly, loving, helpful, a genuine person, and funny.

Kid: Woah its marvin!!
Kid2: Omg

by jonahwho February 8, 2020

Marvin

Marvin is kind,reliable,and trustworthy

Marvin is the kindest guy in the school

by u.like.my.username August 6, 2020

MALINTENT

A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.

MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.

by Whom it doesn't concern March 8, 2009

Marvin

The act of dick slapping or hitting a woman with your penis.

He Marvin'd her accross the face..

by manbearpig1983 April 25, 2009