Malcolms are the smartest, funniest, kindest people on earth. Malcolms are attractive, an are always there for you when you need them the most. A Malcolm can be your life... your pride even. Malcolms are the most beautiful creatures to Rome the planet... but if you get the chance to be close to one, don't throw away that chance. once you lose that chance, there may be no getting it back... falling in love with a Malcolm is the easiest thing in the world... but losing a Malcolm is the hardest thing you could ever do... believe me... I know.
girl- Malcolm is so cute... I think I want him
other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him
other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him
by Lost lover of many January 14, 2018
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Girl: Hey baby
Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today?
Girl: I'm ok
Malcolm: Oh watcha doin
Girl: nothing
Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)
Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today?
Girl: I'm ok
Malcolm: Oh watcha doin
Girl: nothing
Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)
by truthteller97 July 8, 2010
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The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.
The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.
The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.
The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.
Mom 1: You're sending him WHERE?
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!
by YellowJacketMom June 14, 2011
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Malcolmaniacs are crazy!
by billberto March 19, 2005
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Onlooker: Whoa!! That's a huge erection!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!
by Major Malcolm February 9, 2008
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They are super hot, they make short videos and post them online, for example they throw water at eachoter, smackcam, and its hilarious.
They are quite famous now, and some have evn gone into acting or singing.
also known as meet & greet convention.
They are super hot, they make short videos and post them online, for example they throw water at eachoter, smackcam, and its hilarious.
They are quite famous now, and some have evn gone into acting or singing.
also known as meet & greet convention.
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